HIRE ME!

Thursday, March 24, 2011

To Surrealist Party Leaders: (1) "Qadhaffi must go" interprets actions of The Libyan Majority; (2) Fighter jets make an good strait jacket.

Monday, March 21, 2011

The UFO Report: Recent News

In 1952-1953, the CIA formed the Robertson Panel in direct response to President Truman's orders to make recommendations to the Air Force on how to handle the UFO “problem.” The formation of this panel came to later be known as Project Bluebook. The panel was headed by Dr. H. P. Robertson, a physicist of the California Institute of Technology, and included various physicists, meteorologists, and engineers, and one astronomer (Hynek). The Robertson Panel first met on January 14, 1953 in order to formulate a response to the overwhelming public interest in UFOs.

Read more at Suite101: The UFO Report: Recent News http://ping.fm/ynDmE

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Sunday, March 20, 2011

Why are Herm Sprenger KK Ultra Eggbutt Snaffle bits so expensive?

Saturday, March 19, 2011

Avril Lavigne Bandaids: The Best Damn Avril Lavigne Fansite http://ping.fm/kP2hO

Friday, March 18, 2011

We like to think of ourselves as adventurous, but few realize that settling for safety and comfort is still settling.

Thursday, March 17, 2011

I'm everywhere and nowhere: I went to the one in robes who was at the door to get off the circle and he asked, "Don't you live on Mass AV?"

Wednesday, March 16, 2011

Microsoft Windows started in September of 1981 with a project named "Interface Manager," shown to a disbelieving public on 10 November 1983.

Tuesday, March 15, 2011

Freakin' missed Jimmy Kimmel: I can't believe it!

Monday, March 14, 2011

Socnets can't hold my interest today: The feeling is like having bees inside my head.

La petite mort - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

female orgasm is associated with decreased blood flow in the orbitofrontal cortex, a part of the brain that is crucial for behavioural control

This was posted on Wikipedia as further clarification (disambiguation) of "la petite morte" in both sexual and non-sexual senses, but I thought it may serve in some way to explain what many women have told me about impulse control and "bonding" in sexual relationships. Some have characterized it with a loss of impulse control, and mention is also made of the role of oxytocin as it relates to orgasm, pair bonding, social recognition, anxiety and maternal behaviors.

Anybody else think that the IRS got Mardi Gras and Easter mixed up?

Sunday, March 13, 2011

I can't get my lines right: This isinglass is getting too thick.

Friday, March 11, 2011

Put your arms around me and I'm home ;)

Thursday, March 10, 2011

Avril Lavigne Album http://bit.ly/h5uexL
Oh, Baby! I'm feeling the slyness pressure.

Wednesday, March 09, 2011

Being a hired gun isn't romantic: It's either monotonous, revolting or you're critiqued on style rather than principle. But I love freedom.

Tuesday, March 08, 2011

Guy Kawasaki: About Guy http://ping.fm/AsJdh
Happy Birthday, International Women! Yes, I know it opens the door . . .

Sunday, March 06, 2011

quickening - Wiktionary http://ping.fm/kksLc
No white picket fence, but they still get a fair trial: http://bit.ly/eWI77c

Saturday, March 05, 2011

Characters Who Say What The Audience Is Thinking

Joss Whedon, in particular, has a great talent for lacing his shows and movies with smart-aleck rebels who provide a running commentary. His characters are often hyper-aware of the weird, outlandish situations they find themselves in.

From: http://ping.fm/b9HXo

In Defense of C.S. Lewis- Beliefnet.com

does having characters say "darkies" make Lewis racist? He was, after all, employing language then in common parlance├»¿½and placing it in the mouths of the wicked. "Many older books contain race or gender references discordant to modern ears," John G. West Jr., a co-editor of "The C. S. Lewis Reader's Encyclopedia," told me recently. "We don't stop reading Twain or Darwin because they used racial terms no author uses today."

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Bible - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

There is no single Bible, and both the individual books (Biblical canon), their contents and their order vary between denominations. Mainstream Judaism divides the Tanakh into 24 books, while a minority stream of Judaism, the Samaritans, accepts only five. The 24 texts of the Hebrew Bible are divided into 39 books in Christian Old Testaments, and complete Christian Bibles range from the 66 books of the Protestant canon to the 81 books in the Ethiopian Orthodox Bible.[2]

From: http://ping.fm/eWxKL
This is not a good day to choose a funny status. Sorry about your shoes: It's not as though I swallowed them.

Thursday, March 03, 2011

*feels betrayed by the adenoids he saved from many eager scalpels*
*feels betrayed by the adenoids he saved from many eager scalpels*

Tuesday, March 01, 2011

Can you decode it? http://bit.ly/flddk3
Save me. Clients want me to work on cam. Regulate Human Resource Departments: There must be a lot of misconduct http://bit.ly/gZngpS
There are entities, places, deeds, fuels and tools that you embrace, those that you reject or discard and some you allow to accumulate.