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Monday, August 29, 2011

Green Hair Bow Scarf by HandDriedRoses on Etsy http://ping.fm/iqPBt

Saturday, August 27, 2011

Carol Costello (CarolCNN) on Twitter http://ping.fm/wTr2Z
Oh, great: Something's broken again; this is a buffer flush. If you are reading this on your phone, don't.

Friday, August 26, 2011

yelp | Ripoff Report | Complaints Reviews Scams Lawsuits Frauds Reported http://ping.fm/TgbQq

Thursday, August 25, 2011

Wednesday, August 24, 2011

What’s your favorite Incubus one-liner?

Do you believe in karma?

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Do you believe in karma?

Karma is a very subtle Eastern Religious concept: Suffice it to say that before I converted to Christianity, I was a Buddhist, and if I am a Christian, it is because I am still a Buddhist. Apart from that, I decline to respond for fear that any answer I might give would be diluted by Western approximations of sophisticated interpretations.

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Fwd: [FUCK YELP] Google has totally dropped Yelp reviews from...

Tuesday, August 23, 2011

I have regional reactions to Earthquakes and their magnitude: In DC, I was startled, but after about 27 seconds, "Good, it's only a quake."
Libyan Rebels Scour Countryside in Search of Fat Lady to Sing for Ghadhafi.
BBC News - Earthquake strikes US east coast http://ping.fm/gX7Iw
CNN: Nuke Plant Near Epicenter Shut Down (using generators to keep spent fuel cool).
I saw reports about a "5.0 in Ontario felt in New York." Is this the same plate or did we feel the Earth move?
My building just shook like a 6.7 -- I've seen nothing on the news.

Sunday, August 21, 2011

Is Facebook Blocking Google Plus Invite Links? http://ping.fm/6PDbz
After volunteering much explanation, I finally realized that "Huh?" is the smart-ass remark of the unimaginative.

Wednesday, August 17, 2011

i did not receive the coupons. the future is looking bleak :(

http://email.answers.com/q/kFG_t20yZ3jparZ3VvEjXzwNUMV1ngAimS6JrEuPPbJPg6kGJ31MH96fC

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formspring.me

You guys are no good at following instructions. Ask me about shifts and flip-flops. http://formspring.me/erniecordell

Which song do you think we’ll play first in the If Not Now, When? tour kickoff at Red Rocks tomorrow? http://bit.ly/incubuslive (Livestreaming at 7:30 CT so you can find out!)

If Not Now, When?

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What’s the ultimate closing song for tonight’s tour kickoff? Make your guess and see how sharp you are tonight at 7:10 CT: http://bit.ly/incubuslive

If Not Now, When?

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Who is the most important person in your life?

Who can remember that long ago? What are you doing for eternity?

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i dont think i survived my birth. how did YOU get to be the lucky one ?

Birth? You had a birth? I had to materialize on the Pinetree Line. Did you get the coupons?

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Do you have a nickname?

That thing you said when you saw me? It wasn't a coincidence.

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Monday, August 15, 2011

The perfect shot glass for boozehound photographers http://ping.fm/zhA2T

Sunday, August 14, 2011

Instagram http://ping.fm/gRuKU
seMissourian.com: International News: Germans mark wall's 50th anniversary (08/14/11) http://ping.fm/sFwt1

Saturday, August 13, 2011

Media Outlets Examine Unlikely Coincidence That All DC Murders Occur In Same City

Puzzlement and frustration plague this local News Center which wishes to remain anonymous as employees peruse data, looking for a logical connection.

"We simply do not understand," says Kyrgyz intern Hazmat Omoshev, "Sometimes the murders we report in Atlanta really occur in Takoma -- why should the Medlantech region be any different? Is it all the computers?"

Nobody in the press pretends to understand, though many claim they do. But the important and privileged members of the Fourth Estate continue to work hard so that you may reap the rewards of being informed by their illustrious efforts.

Funding for this article is derived strictly from public sources. No embezzlement occurred in order to plagiarize this information.

Thursday, August 11, 2011

9:30 - 815 V ST. N.W. Washington DC http://ping.fm/8FiJl
Interview Questions Open Database - GeekInterview.com http://ping.fm/3ggZz

Tuesday, August 09, 2011

Ernie Cordell wanted to share this with you:

The battle may be longer and harder than expected: I've monitored issues in membership and implementations of 'circles' in the Google forum and have also been frustrated by my omission as a test subject.


What MySpace's Tom Anderson Thinks of Google
http://shar.es/HIJwO
Google , the search giant's social network, has just received a strong endorsement from MySpace co-founder Tom Anderson.

Monday, August 08, 2011

A Gentle Introduction to OpenCL | Dr Dobb's Journal http://ping.fm/LIvZj

Sunday, August 07, 2011

How much @Yuengling_Beer SHOULD cost! NoPlaceLikeHome :) on Twitpic http://ping.fm/6zilE

Friday, August 05, 2011

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Tuesday, August 02, 2011

What's your favorite beach to surf on?

I am you; you are ME. You are the waves; I am the ocean. Know this and be free, be divine.

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Do you like horror movies?

Are you guys following me around?

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10 Great Singers Overlooked By Rolling Stone http://ping.fm/JXcpK

Monday, August 01, 2011