HIRE ME!

Wednesday, November 30, 2011

That's about two-and-a-third comets!

Tuesday, November 29, 2011

If anyone wants to add me to any IM list, send request in another forum first: I'm perpetually pursued by purveyors of pudenda pictures.

Monday, November 28, 2011

Royal Society journal archive made permanently free to access | Royal Society http://ping.fm/Wn1wD
Rosetta Code - Rosetta Code http://ping.fm/KDJ8I

Saturday, November 26, 2011

Communication (1): Facebook Deutschland GmbH — BigBrotherAwards http://ping.fm/Alpx9

Thursday, November 24, 2011

Tuesday, November 22, 2011

formspring.me

Ask me questions about moods about questions. http://www.formspring.me/erniecordell

What's your favorite store?

The one in the tree by the lake.

Ask me about shifts and flip-flops.

What holiday traditions do you and your family celebrate?

We put shoes on our heads and try to fetch silverware with wet towels. My shoe is still on my head from last year. I win!

Ask me about shifts and flip-flops.

Sunday, November 20, 2011

Code Search Shutdown - Google Labs - Code Search | Google Groups http://ping.fm/mJVUN
Quit whining about people being butthurt and wash that thing.

Why doesn't formspring let me choose about what I wish to receive questions?

Why doesn't formspring let me choose about what I wish to receive questions?

Answer here

formspring.me

Ask me questions about neuroendocrinology. http://www.formspring.me/erniecordell

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Ask me questions about shifts and flip-flops. http://www.formspring.me/erniecordell

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Ask me questions about murder. http://www.formspring.me/erniecordell

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Ask me questions about anything but anything. http://www.formspring.me/erniecordell

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Ask me questions about shifts and flip-flops. http://www.formspring.me/erniecordell

What's the nicest thing someone's ever done for you?

Left me alone, I already told you.

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If you could have invented one thing, what would it have been?

What do you mean by "could have," infidel?

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When you want to be alone, where do you go?

My head: While it isn't exactly a hospitable environment, it is a form of escape.

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What's the most unselfish thing you've ever done?

Left someone alone (at least she was at the moment).

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What's the kindest thing someone has ever done for you?

Left me alone.

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What are you looking forward to today?

Very often.

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What's the last funny video you watched online?

"Catvertizing," a YouTube video submitted by Noelle Chun on Guy Kawasaki's "Holy Kaw."

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Saturday, November 19, 2011

I get 2 messages from US media outlets: (1) they want to tell me where men put their dicks; (2) if we don't know we'll make it up.

Thursday, November 17, 2011

USA.gov: The U.S. Government's Official Web Portal http://ping.fm/GFUYa

Monday, November 14, 2011

Do you have an imaginary friend?

I've told you over and over again, HE'S REAL, so stop asking!

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Don't Know Why I Do It

You know that place
Just down the street?
The cozy little diner
Where we used to meet?

I still visit there,
All of the time:
The kids all point,
Like they think it's mine.

I was there again today,
Went in snowblind;
I tracked up the floor,
Waitress said, "I don't mind."

I pretty sure she thinks
I've got a crush on her,
And she's pretty enough
That I feel like a cur.

I never noticed that
The walls in there are grey,
I always thought they were blue
When I knew you were on your way.

I sit and I ask myself
For what I might be waiting:
Then I wonder otherwise
What I might be anticipating.

The people seemed more interesting
When I knew you might be coming,
But I've started that old habit
Where my fingers start drumming.

I remember it as pleasant,
It was cheerful and bright,
Folks lost their sunny dispositions,
All their spirits in a blight.

All the girls used to be pretty,
When they crossed my view,
Now they just try too hard,
To look and act like you.

I got too much sugar in my coffee,
And played with it lukewarm,
I think it made me kinda sick
Or the place has lost its charm.

All the memories that fill the place
Will never make you care,
So I really have to ask myself
Why I keep on going there.

Thursday, November 10, 2011

Escaped Attention Earlier

http://ping.fm/K1f3N

Ping is being a spazz about including the music, but I imagine people blew off the original post as history alone.

The term "bourgeoisie" had many meanings in eighteenth–century France, from the most literal sense of "citizens of a city" to a more sociological meaning of talented and cultivated members of the Third Estate. Some eighteenth–century writers also used the term to refer to merchants. However, it did not yet connote upper–middle–class status or adherence to certain dominant social norms, as the term would suggest today. In this passage, from the newspaper Révolutions de Paris, the journalist distinguishes between the "bonne bourgeoisie," who he says are "aristocratic" and "monarchist by instinct" and who fear that any political change will cost money, and the "petite bourgeoisie," who are allied with "the people" and have shown themselves to be patriotic supporters of the Revolution.

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I also recall the reaction of the nobility in "The Red and The Black" by Stendahl.
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Tuesday, November 08, 2011

Monday, November 07, 2011

Cool Tool, Nice Tutorial: Using Valgrind to Find Memory Leaks - Cprogramming.com http://ping.fm/BWF2Y

Sunday, November 06, 2011

Ping.fm / Ping this! - Help http://ping.fm/aXl1b
Note that your MySpace account does not allow for automatic login.

Saturday, November 05, 2011

Friday, November 04, 2011

Video DownloadHelper (@DownloadHelper) on Twitter http://ping.fm/7j2Lm