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Monday, January 16, 2012

Prendre une veste : signification et origine de l’expression http://ping.fm/NEQCT

Sunday, January 15, 2012

Picked up a couple of chicks today - Holy Kaw! http://ping.fm/idp67

Monday, January 09, 2012

Local Man Says Facebook Booted Him Over Unusual Name - Summify http://ping.fm/HXW5g

Tuesday, December 20, 2011

Riding Rails: Rails 3.2 RC1: Faster dev mode & routing, explain queries, tagged logger, store http://ping.fm/WpG5E

Monday, December 19, 2011

7 Things Highly Productive People Do | LinkedIn http://ping.fm/x4JYU
The number of language restrictions is limited to %1$d, so only %2$d of the languages selected will be saved.
If you want to add me to AIM, BIM, CIM, DIM, EIM, FIM, GIM . . . TIM, UIM, VIM, WIM, XIM, YIM, or ZIM please send me a private message.

Thursday, December 15, 2011

Live Chat: The Higgs Boson at Last? - ScienceNOW http://ping.fm/X0pfD

Wednesday, December 14, 2011

*ping poke*

Sunday, December 11, 2011

Expose the "universe within every tweet." Tweets aren't just 140 characters -- there's also context like retweets and replies, and embedded content like videos, images, and songs. Today, accessing this material still feels like opening a "side drawer," said Costolo.

Read more: http://ping.fm/cIg31

Friday, December 09, 2011

The Microsoft Virus Merry-go-round: is It Time to Get Off? ~ LockerGnome http://ping.fm/zKjvU

Thursday, December 08, 2011

Unable to Find User Profile | meebo http://ping.fm/bb4O1

Tuesday, December 06, 2011

You must log in to see this page.

Sunday, December 04, 2011

I only want to see what's intended for me: Try controlling "suggested friends." I'm being punished for accepting a facebook suggestion.

From Phillytyper.com

From The Haiku Master Nick Virgilio


He types this in a picture on that site:

My spring love affair

The old upright Remington

Wears a new ribbon

Reference: Simplyhaiku.com

Friday, December 02, 2011

Compliance is oft the best form of resistance, particularly when it is unanticipated.
When we are young, we slay the dragon for practice; when we are old, we outwit the mouse out of practicality; in the middle, we succeed.

Wednesday, November 30, 2011

That's about two-and-a-third comets!

Tuesday, November 29, 2011

If anyone wants to add me to any IM list, send request in another forum first: I'm perpetually pursued by purveyors of pudenda pictures.

Monday, November 28, 2011

Royal Society journal archive made permanently free to access | Royal Society http://ping.fm/Wn1wD
Rosetta Code - Rosetta Code http://ping.fm/KDJ8I

Saturday, November 26, 2011

Communication (1): Facebook Deutschland GmbH — BigBrotherAwards http://ping.fm/Alpx9

Thursday, November 24, 2011

Hollywood Waste | Ernie Cordell | Friends http://ping.fm/rjgBd
Video – Myspace Video http://ping.fm/qdGI7

Tuesday, November 22, 2011

formspring.me

Ask me questions about moods about questions. http://www.formspring.me/erniecordell

What's your favorite store?

The one in the tree by the lake.

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What holiday traditions do you and your family celebrate?

We put shoes on our heads and try to fetch silverware with wet towels. My shoe is still on my head from last year. I win!

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Sunday, November 20, 2011

Code Search Shutdown - Google Labs - Code Search | Google Groups http://ping.fm/mJVUN
Quit whining about people being butthurt and wash that thing.

Why doesn't formspring let me choose about what I wish to receive questions?

Why doesn't formspring let me choose about what I wish to receive questions?

Answer here

formspring.me

Ask me questions about neuroendocrinology. http://www.formspring.me/erniecordell

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Ask me questions about shifts and flip-flops. http://www.formspring.me/erniecordell

formspring.me

Ask me questions about murder. http://www.formspring.me/erniecordell

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Ask me questions about anything but anything. http://www.formspring.me/erniecordell

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Ask me questions about shifts and flip-flops. http://www.formspring.me/erniecordell

What's the nicest thing someone's ever done for you?

Left me alone, I already told you.

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If you could have invented one thing, what would it have been?

What do you mean by "could have," infidel?

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When you want to be alone, where do you go?

My head: While it isn't exactly a hospitable environment, it is a form of escape.

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What's the most unselfish thing you've ever done?

Left someone alone (at least she was at the moment).

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What's the kindest thing someone has ever done for you?

Left me alone.

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What are you looking forward to today?

Very often.

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What's the last funny video you watched online?

"Catvertizing," a YouTube video submitted by Noelle Chun on Guy Kawasaki's "Holy Kaw."

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Saturday, November 19, 2011

I get 2 messages from US media outlets: (1) they want to tell me where men put their dicks; (2) if we don't know we'll make it up.

Thursday, November 17, 2011

USA.gov: The U.S. Government's Official Web Portal http://ping.fm/GFUYa

Monday, November 14, 2011

Do you have an imaginary friend?

I've told you over and over again, HE'S REAL, so stop asking!

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Don't Know Why I Do It

You know that place
Just down the street?
The cozy little diner
Where we used to meet?

I still visit there,
All of the time:
The kids all point,
Like they think it's mine.

I was there again today,
Went in snowblind;
I tracked up the floor,
Waitress said, "I don't mind."

I pretty sure she thinks
I've got a crush on her,
And she's pretty enough
That I feel like a cur.

I never noticed that
The walls in there are grey,
I always thought they were blue
When I knew you were on your way.

I sit and I ask myself
For what I might be waiting:
Then I wonder otherwise
What I might be anticipating.

The people seemed more interesting
When I knew you might be coming,
But I've started that old habit
Where my fingers start drumming.

I remember it as pleasant,
It was cheerful and bright,
Folks lost their sunny dispositions,
All their spirits in a blight.

All the girls used to be pretty,
When they crossed my view,
Now they just try too hard,
To look and act like you.

I got too much sugar in my coffee,
And played with it lukewarm,
I think it made me kinda sick
Or the place has lost its charm.

All the memories that fill the place
Will never make you care,
So I really have to ask myself
Why I keep on going there.

Thursday, November 10, 2011

Escaped Attention Earlier

http://ping.fm/K1f3N

Ping is being a spazz about including the music, but I imagine people blew off the original post as history alone.

The term "bourgeoisie" had many meanings in eighteenth–century France, from the most literal sense of "citizens of a city" to a more sociological meaning of talented and cultivated members of the Third Estate. Some eighteenth–century writers also used the term to refer to merchants. However, it did not yet connote upper–middle–class status or adherence to certain dominant social norms, as the term would suggest today. In this passage, from the newspaper Révolutions de Paris, the journalist distinguishes between the "bonne bourgeoisie," who he says are "aristocratic" and "monarchist by instinct" and who fear that any political change will cost money, and the "petite bourgeoisie," who are allied with "the people" and have shown themselves to be patriotic supporters of the Revolution.

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I also recall the reaction of the nobility in "The Red and The Black" by Stendahl.
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Tuesday, November 08, 2011

Monday, November 07, 2011

Cool Tool, Nice Tutorial: Using Valgrind to Find Memory Leaks - Cprogramming.com http://ping.fm/BWF2Y

Sunday, November 06, 2011

Ping.fm / Ping this! - Help http://ping.fm/aXl1b
Note that your MySpace account does not allow for automatic login.

Saturday, November 05, 2011

5 pc Cordell Contemporary... http://ping.fm/e4Xvx
Falling Backwards http://ping.fm/fBzct

Friday, November 04, 2011

Video DownloadHelper (@DownloadHelper) on Twitter http://ping.fm/7j2Lm

Monday, October 31, 2011

Thursday, October 27, 2011

"As far as the laws of math refer to reality, they are not certain; as far as they are certain, they don't refer to reality." -- Al Einstein

Saturday, October 22, 2011

Down with CAPTCHA! Start a demonstration of the instruments!

Friday, October 21, 2011

Two New Facebook Scams To Watch Out For ~ LockerGnome Craighton's Logic http://ping.fm/gLtBv

Thursday, October 20, 2011

Talking Brains: TB Biography: Harold Goodglass http://ping.fm/SaH5P

Tuesday, October 18, 2011

My Other Handsome Blog: The Death of the Salesman http://ping.fm/SJwes
Has this been fixed yet?
My Other Handsome Blog: The Death of the Salesman http://ecordell.blogspot.com/2011/10/death-of-salesman.html

The Death of the Salesman

I'm so tired. I hardly feel able to post this rant, and as stories go, it's nothing new. It's the typical bad shopping experience of today's age, deriving its title from both an Arthur Miller play and the notion that customer service in the U.S. has fallen out of style.

My experience, today's latest in a series was at Safeway (a grocery store). One annoyance is that their automated checkout system has no routine for deducting the tare weight of an already-present shopping bag from the gross weight of the items scanned later, hence it complains that a bag is an "unexpected item in the bagging area." A bag in the bagging area? How unexpected!

I've been in quite a bit of pain lately from what seems to be a shoulder that did not seat in the joint properly after being dislocated. As it heals, I've tried to institute procedures that will minimize discomfort, but Safeway always seems to be able to undo my efforts with some new policy that would unnerve even a healthy, young athlete.

Today I struggled with the automated checkout and did receive some assistance from a cashier, though it changed no outcome. Nonetheless, it was a charming good-will gesture. Of course, I still have to carry my groceries home (yes, it's still done in the city), so the battle was not over for me.

Nor is it over for me now. I just posted this story plus whatever lines I wrote before and I received a "Posting Error" message. Of course, everything I typed beyond this point was lost, so I have to write it again.

Not having my former youth and vitality and also recently injured, I had decided to bring two canvas bags with the semi-rigid plastic bottoms, one for heavy items and another just for 4 loaves
of bread that I would carry with my bad arm. It was in the lighter bag that I put my receipt for easy retrieval. To my surprise, as I exited, a young lady working in the store requested this very receipt (something which has yet to happen with me in that store).

I extended my arm so that she might see the contents of the lighter bag (4 loaves of bread and 1 receipt, clearly visible) and before even looking she said, "I don't see it."

I told her, "It's in the bag." She looked at me as though I were mad for expecting her to look, but I was already at a walk next to the exit and there were no tables where I could relieve myself of my burden in order to take out the receipt for her. All she held was a clipboard, and she seemed to be young and in excellent shape.

In response to her demeaning glare I asked, "You do want to see it, don't you?" She extended a single fingernail to the edge of the bag as though she might contract a horrible contagion from reaching into it and without positioning herself to look into the bag, she repeated, "I don't see it."

I quickly understood that this wasn't about producing a receipt: It was a matter of a member from the ranks of today's amateur police abusing whatever minuscule power she was given over someone weaker than herself.

Sparing myself and them the pain of raising hell right there and then, I opted to treat the harassment as though it were no more than a fly buzzing about my head and I quite slowly and deliberately walked out of the door and down the street toward the building where I live. I didn't expect anyone to pursue me, but if someone had, I'd have simply offered my receipt again, hopefully to a more cooperative person.

Since I've had little success in lodging a complaint locally in the past, I came to my laptop to report the incident to the website. Naturally, my online account information had been lost. I called the website's customer support facility where an operator noted that my current loyalty card had been in effect since 1999, but there was no sign that I'd ever registered an online account (and I doubt that there is any source that documents my full 35 years of patronage and the vast sums of capital I bestowed upon Safeway in that interim).

He reported the mysterious disappearance of my account to the support staff in their IT department, but somehow I don't think all of this will resolve cleanly.

Thursday, October 13, 2011

C++11 FAQ http://ping.fm/9MAeZ
My Other Handsome Blog: Richard Stallman's comments on Steve Jobs http://ping.fm/L4i37
My Other Handsome Blog: Richard Stallman's comments on Steve Jobs http://ping.fm/9fumA

Richard Stallman's comments on Steve Jobs

I've found articles on this subject twice and tried to post them to facebook. Facebook refused to post them with the "Something went wrong here and we're working on it" message, which has been its clever refrain for a couple weeks now every time I try to post.

I then posted a "note" with the same result and it didn't even have the decency to preserve my copy. Fortunately I saved my original comment that I had expected to post with the article(s) and here it is:

I understand the backward-looking grief over the loss of our techie-dominated black-or-green-screened havens, but making computing accessible to a larger community did not take that away from us. As much as I'd like to blame Bill Gates (who threw over XENIX for CP/M because of big blue dollars), it was unawareness of learning curves, market share-building and even belief in how much people would spend on the 'toys' of the early era of personal computing. I recall engineers laughing at me when I said we'd all have computers on our desks: "If you expect to have any core, your desk better be as big as this building!" They are the true dinosaurs, now, and so is anyone who opines that reaching a larger community has enslaved us: It didn't stop me from writing console code. If you want to say that using a computer as a typewriter is threading a needle with a sledgehammer, fine: But don't disrespect the guy who took the local traffic out of the fast lane.
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(1) Ghostbusters's videos http://ping.fm/GvT1L

Tuesday, October 11, 2011

Happy Birthday, Coot! Facebook won't let me post anything over the last few days, but they're "working on it" until your birthday is over.

Did you know you can now send a link with a question & that we launched 2 new ways to get more questions?

No, but it frightens me no less.

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How did you celebrate your last birthday?

Do I look that bad? I wasn't aware that I had reached it yet.

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What does your dream house look like?

It changes as I walk from room to room.

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It's not that this is fruitless, but I'm pretty sure I don't want that fruit.

Sunday, October 09, 2011

As Ernie coiled slender curls off the plane, he heard the old, chugging № 56 with the rhythm "Акадим Городок." Odd sound, why not "ПУЩИНО?"

Saturday, October 08, 2011

ADELE: Important Blog http://ping.fm/MuM3g

Thursday, October 06, 2011

Graduate level pain [flowchart] http://ping.fm/x4vMH
Steve Jobs was not the wizard of all computers: He was the wizard of the non-dictatorial, easy-to-use, affordable personal computer.

Wednesday, October 05, 2011

Apple co-founder, Chairman Steve Jobs dies | Apple - CNET News http://ping.fm/V7Boa
Persuasion is overvalued: You can peddle enough biscuits to get rich, but if you invent utility itself, you earn nothing until it's sold.

Sunday, October 02, 2011

Are You Wasting Your Time on Facebook and Twitter? Business on Main http://ping.fm/HoQM7?voted