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Monday, April 30, 2012

Are you scared of heights?

Yes, when they are unaccompanied by lengths and widths. Dimensional isolation is very disturbing.

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Do you collect anything?

Dust.

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Saturday, April 28, 2012

RITA ORA - How We Do (Party) - YouTube http://ping.fm/1b25A

Friday, April 27, 2012

If you could read one book for your entire life, which would it be?

If I could read one book, why could I not read another? Are they off limits? Are they written in other languages? I do read several languages. They say there are no stupid questions, but I fear you may have proven otherwise.

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Do your socks always match?

Shut up!

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Thursday, April 26, 2012

@suga Lips ♫ http://blip.fm/~1b4z8g
@slicedgeek ♫ http://blip.fm/~1b4z6j
Stolen from @Bustinha ♫ http://blip.fm/~1b4z1w
FUNERAL DO RICARDÃO DICRO http://ping.fm/j68gH
I seem to have given klout.com a severe case of indigestion.

Thursday, April 19, 2012

The Jataka, Volume I: Book I.--Ekanipāta: No. 136. Suvaṇṇahaṁsa-Jātaka http://ping.fm/J8d0b

Wednesday, April 18, 2012

Regular Expression Matching Can Be Simple And Fast

Today, regular expressions have also become a shining example of how ignoring good theory leads to bad programs. The regular expression implementations used by today's popular tools are significantly slower than the ones used in many of those thirty-year-old Unix tools.

This article reviews the good theory: regular expressions, finite automata, and a regular expression search algorithm invented by Ken Thompson in the mid-1960s. It also puts the theory into practice, describing a simple implementation of Thompson's algorithm.

From: http://ping.fm/A1qbh

If you had a free day with no work and no school, how would you spend it?

Like the resulting paycheck.

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Do you ever watch movies more than once?

Yes, but only simultaneously.

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Excuses.com http://ping.fm/ESOtB

Tuesday, April 17, 2012

Last-minute tax filers face limited extended postal hours - News - Citizens Voice http://ping.fm/pMwRd
I just threw that last part in for laughs. talkintamuself

Why do you love me so?

Why do you love me so?

Answer here

Wednesday, April 11, 2012

Food Safety News - Global Food Safety News & Information - Home http://ping.fm/0yNVm

Sunday, April 08, 2012

The Baobab Papers | unfolding interiors and unearthing universes http://ping.fm/o4Hfo

Wednesday, April 04, 2012

Tuesday, April 03, 2012

eWEEK: RIM's BlackBerry Is Dying: 10 Ways to Save It; Kelihos Botnet Still at Work http://ping.fm/eU5D8

Monday, April 02, 2012

Twitter makes me puke like Kate Winslet followinglimit