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Wednesday, June 29, 2011

How to Get Over Being Lovesick - wikiHow http://ping.fm/7kyNy

Tuesday, June 28, 2011

NACHA Email Scam Alert http://ping.fm/f2VEC

Today we announced that 25 million people have signed up for Formspring - pretty cool! Of the 25 million, what's your favorite Formspring account and why?

Assuming you have five senses, which one would you like to keep?

Ask me about shifts and flip-flops.

How to implement a resizable property sheet class that contains a menu bar in Visual C++ 6.0 http://ping.fm/8DKkD
2,5-Dimethoxy-4-methyl-amphetamine (STP): A New Hallucinogenic Drug http://ping.fm/llsMh

Sunday, June 26, 2011

Honour Is Not Seemly For A Fool

King, Prince, Braggart, Thief, Liar, Agitator, Gossip, Sycophant, Egotist, Glutton, Fool, Drunkard, Sluggard, Meddler, Madman, Tattler, Brawler, Misanthrope, Deceiver, Flatterer, Blowhard, Deserter, Perverter, Quibbler, Usurer, Charlatan, Hypocrite, Huckster, Dissembler, Malingerer, Fugitive, Despot, Murderer, Usurper, Tyrant, Miser, Peacock and Coddler are written in the sand at our feet: We deny, bluster, bargain for rank, feel isolated, and either accept or perish.
Welcome to Robot Radio, where we play exactly the same thing every day.

Tuesday, June 21, 2011

Amazon.com: Supernatural: DVDs, Episodes, Cast, and Streaming Videos http://ping.fm/L0ftI

Is Blogger Down? Post title here...

Vickie Howell
Looks like Blogger's down again. :(
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Ernie Cordell And my buddy looks like it's up. Hmmm . . .
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Sunday, June 19, 2011

Song of Solomon 5:4 My lover thrust his hand through the latch-opening; my heart began to pound for him. http://ping.fm/DyfIt

Friday, June 17, 2011

Ryan Conner Comedy | Home http://ping.fm/HyTuL
Ryan Conner http://ping.fm/D1d4I
SIRT6 Promotes DNA Repair Under Stress by Activating PARP1 http://ping.fm/OxGjN
Canada Post – epost: Receive and pay bills online http://ping.fm/G0OWc

Wednesday, June 15, 2011

Yelp Shows You The Melons! - Washington DC | Yelp http://ping.fm/n7wuQ

Tuesday, June 14, 2011

Let Go~Frou Frou, lyrics http://ping.fm/2uXX1

Monday, June 13, 2011

Unless, of course, "Do you work here?" and "Do you have the time?" means a squad of cheerleaders wanted to hire me for a retail position.
I don't like lying to women, but they seem so sad when I tell them I neither work in Men's Ware nor have any interest in wearing a watch.
Free Tyell Morton http://ping.fm/Z9vmO

Friday, June 10, 2011

World Wide Words: Bated breath

Let's try this again with the commentary that I not only originally intended, but actually wrote:

q1: The crux of the biscuit is the apostrophe . . .

q2: For those who know the older spelling or who stop to consider the matter, baited breath evokes an incongruous image; Geoffrey Taylor humorously (and consciously) captured it in verse in his poem Cruel Clever Cat:

Sally, having swallowed cheese,
Directs down holes the scented breeze,
Enticing thus with baited breath
Nice mice to an untimely death.

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Bank Not Responsible for Letting Hackers Steal $300K From Customer | Threat Level | Wired.com http://ping.fm/0ZYIK

Thursday, June 09, 2011

Why Facebook's Facial Recognition is Creepy | PCWorld http://ping.fm/Hfnlq
XD Proxy http://ping.fm/TI2Wc
Nicotine Decreases Food Intake Through Activation of POMC Neurons http://ping.fm/sERnt
Burn Notice – Season 5 Preview http://ping.fm/ftrW4
How many knots do you put into a Hen Tie?
AddThis - Share & Bookmark (new) - Chrome Web Store http://ping.fm/zeu77
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Interview With Dennis Ritchie - The Inventor of Unix and C http://ping.fm/pkHBb
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This Day in Music: June 9th http://ping.fm/CLeql
Greek Plan to Shift Debt Was Radical, and Rejected - NYTimes.com http://ping.fm/pAyor

Wednesday, June 08, 2011

Here is information about Levante's on Urbanspoon.com:

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YouTube - Same Old Lang Syne ~ Dan Fogelberg http://ping.fm/KmCLM

Shroud of Turin: The Work of a Renaissance Artist?

Italian art historian Luciano Buso has a new and unique theory about the Shroud of Turin, the controversial 14-foot-long cloth in which some people believe Jesus Christ was buried. Rather than dismissing the battered linen relic—which may rank among the world’s most studied artifacts—as a fraud, he has suggested in recent interviews and a book that an authentic version did indeed exist at some point in history. By the early 1300s, however, it had disintegrated so much that the Catholic Church asked the famous Renaissance painter Giotto di Bondone to create a precise replica, according to Buso’s hypothesis. The original, meanwhile, either crumbled into nothingness or was lost or burned.

A full view of the Shroud of Turin.

For centuries, scientists and historians have pored over the mysterious Shroud of Turin, a bloodstained piece of linen that bears the faint outline of a crucified man, hoping to decode what the image represents and how it was created. The first documented reference to the relic dates back to the 14th century, and historical records suggest it changed hands many times until 1578, when it wound up in its current home at the Cathedral of Saint John the Baptist in Turin, Italy. While the Catholic Church has never taken an official position on the cloth’s authenticity, the Vatican has made statements attesting to its value and arranged for a number of public viewings, most recently in the spring of 2010.

The advent of photography in the late 19th century forever altered the course of the shroud’s history. In 1898, a lawyer named Secondo Pia took the first known photograph of the cloth, and his negative revealed new details, including strikingly clear facial features. Scientific interest in the relic immediately picked up. In 1902, the French anatomist Yves Delage, an agnostic, inspected the photographs and pronounced that the figure on the shroud was indeed Jesus Christ. The first direct examinations of the cloth were conducted in the 1970s, most famously by the Shroud of Turin Research Project (STURP), a team of scientists led by physicist John P. Jackson of the University of Colorado. The group found that the markings on the cloth were consistent with a crucified body and that the stains were real human blood; they also suggested that the image’s shading patterns contained three-dimensional information. However, they could not explain how the imprint ended up on the fabric in the first place.

In 1988, scientists removed a swatch of the shroud for radiocarbon testing. Three independent laboratories concluded that the material originated between 1260 and 1390, leading some to deem it inauthentic. Since then, however, further studies have called those findings into question, suggesting that the researchers inadvertently tested material grafted onto the original shroud during repairs made in the Middle Ages. Other analyses, many of which proved controversial and yielded conflicting results, have focused on the geographic origin of pollen traces and dirt particles detected on the fabric.


Giotto's "Kiss of Judas" fresco at the Scrovegni Chapel in Padua, Italy.

Buso is not the first expert to theorize that the shroud could have been the work of an artist. In May 2010, for instance, the American scientist Gregory S. Paul published a study claiming that the outline’s undersized head and unequal arm lengths were inconsistent with healthy modern humans’ proportions. He hypothesized that an amateurish Gothic artist with poor anatomical knowledge had painted the cloth and passed it off as a genuine relic. In 2009, the American artist Lillian Schwartz made waves when she maintained that Leonardo da Vinci had intentionally faked the Shroud of Turin to fool his contemporaries, using early photographic techniques and a sculpture of his own face to produce the shadowy image.

Buso believes that Giotto, a master painter best known for decorating the elaborate Scrovegni Chapel in Padua, Italy, never intended to dupe believers and even used Jesus’ actual burial shroud as his model. He claims to have detected the artist’s signature and several faint appearances of the number 15—a reference, in his view, to the year in which Giotto created the replica—hidden in the subject’s face and hands. “[Giotto] wasn’t trying to fake anything, which is clear from the fact that he signed it…to authenticate it as his own work from 1315,” Buso told the Daily Mail.

Previous investigations have failed to uncover Giotto’s various stamps on the cloth because they were made with cryptic brushstroke patterns nearly invisible to the naked eye, Buso said. He also pointed out that his theory places the origin of the artifact squarely within the window of time pinpointed by the 1988 radiocarbon analysis. Buso’s hypothesis has been met with criticism, including by Bruno Barberis, director of the Holy Shroud Museum in Turin. A firm believer in the artifact’s authenticity, Barberis told the Daily Telegraph that physical and chemical tests have already proven that the shroud is not a painting.

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Tuesday, June 07, 2011

Saturday, June 04, 2011

SuperTramp - "Goodbye, Stranger" Outta here, folks! http://ping.fm/EqPWk
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Friday, June 03, 2011

Behind the Drink: the Martini http://ping.fm/5uAOa

Paris Hilton wants to molest your stomach! Lol

This is a question? Internally or externally and with what implements or comestibles?

Ask me about shifts and flip-flops.

Thanks for following me :P

Um, you're welcome. I have, right? LOL!

Ask me about shifts and flip-flops.

If you had your own country, what would you name it?

Justignoria

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This video contains content from UMG and UMPG Publishing, 1^+/whom have blocked it in your country on copyright grounds. Sorry about that.
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Thursday, June 02, 2011

Sarah Gilbert Fox - ArtTakesLondon http://ping.fm/Pw4Wt
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Garbage collection (computer science) - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Garbage collection (computer science) - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
There's a little more than spilled glue, since this is from whence I came:

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Guitar Gals: The Top 10 Female Guitar Players of All Time http://ping.fm/Btzor
Giant Toaster Made of Toast (stolen from Pee-Wee) http://ping.fm/fGaKc
Stuck http://ping.fm/vvSjm

Wednesday, June 01, 2011

It's kind of a funny story: Improbable Comedy http://ping.fm/hRn2d

Tuesday, May 31, 2011

Instagram http://ping.fm/x1tpk
Neurogami - Avant-garage research and development. http://ping.fm/mF8lI
Threads and a Bicycle-built-for-two - CodeProject http://ping.fm/Pt6EA

Monday, May 30, 2011

China admits existence of a cyber-warfare team called “Blue Army” - TNW Asia http://ping.fm/mBerd

Thursday, May 26, 2011

Night of the Living Dead - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Night of the Living Dead is a 1968 American independent black-and-white zombie film directed by George A. Romero. It premiered on October 1, 1968, and was completed on a USD$114,000 budget. After decades of cinematic re-releases, it grossed $12 million domestically and $18 million internationally. Night of the Living Dead was heavily criticized during its release because of its explicit content. However, it eventually received critical acclaim and was selected by the Library of Congress for preservation in the National Film Registry as a film deemed "culturally, historically or aesthetically significant."

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Wednesday, May 25, 2011

yfrog -- password: retype new password: Error! Old password does not match. password: retype new password: Error! the passwords are not the same!
Outside Lands - August 12-14, 2011 : Music - Food - Wine - Art http://ping.fm/jSH0O

Tuesday, May 24, 2011

Through the Wormhole : Science Channel http://ping.fm/zDzRj

Monday, May 23, 2011

I change the channel every time I see imbeciles trying to perpetrate the fraud of High Definition sunglasses.
Knew I should've remembered that: http://ping.fm/q2Vff

Sunday, May 22, 2011

Google Goggles - Info | Facebook

Check out this website I found at facebook.com

Just in case you happen to be looking for weird yellow phycomycetes and all the pages about it are now defunct. Or something like that.

Thursday, May 19, 2011

Infosecurity (UK) - The World’s Dumbest Hackers http://ping.fm/5Q133
Bug, Issue and Project Tracking for Software Development - JIRA http://ping.fm/WtTah

Wednesday, May 18, 2011

$2M Michigan lottery winner defends use of food stamps - Yahoo! News http://ping.fm/An21w

Thursday, May 12, 2011

The Mind Research Network and Charting Creativity - NYTimes.com

“Creativity is kind of like pornography — you know it when you see it,” said Rex Jung, a research scientist at the Mind Research Network in Albuquerque.

(But wait! There's more . . . . )

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Wednesday, May 11, 2011

Christina Perri's "Distance"

The sun is filling up the room, and I can hear you dreaming.
Do you feel the way I do? Quiet now.
I wish we would just give up, 'cause the best part is falling.
Call it anything but love.
And I will make sure to keep my distance.
Say I love you, and you're not listening.
And how long can we keep it slow? Oh, oh.
Please don't stand so close to me; I'm having trouble breathing.
I'm afraid of what you'll see right now.
I give you everything I am, all my broken heartbeats, until I know you'll understand.
And I will make sure to keep my distance.
Say I love you, and you're not listening.
And how long can we keep it slow? Oh, oh, oh.

And I keep waiting for you to take me.
You keep waiting to say what we have.

So I'll make sure to keep my distance.
Say I love you, and you're not listening.
And how long can we keep it slow? Oh, oh, oh.

Make sure to keep my distance.
Say I love you, and you're not listening.
How long 'till we call this love, love, love?


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From NPR: A 51st State? Some In Arizona Want A Split - View From Baja Arizona http://ping.fm/ILySU

Monday, May 09, 2011

A biologist’s serenade to dear old Mom [video] http://ping.fm/RcRIx

Mine

Wait a minute I don't want you to know
It's the only way that I might grow
A secret's safe behind a pretty smile
And it's mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine

What's with all the late night liquored phone calls?
I don't think your love likes me at all
A secret's safe behind a pretty smile
But it's mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine

What, what might you do
To find out why I can't love you?
I can't love you!

Who said it was cool to be asking me these questions?
Who, what and when, where and why? I'm making my head spin
When was it an option to put your lips upon my lips?
And how did this happen?
And why are you laughing?
And how do I get back together again?
Ohhhh, ohhh, ohhhh, ohhh, ohhh

What, what might you do?
What, what might you do
To find out why
To find out why
I can't love you?
I can't love you!

More lyrics: http://ping.fm/OHRO7
If you live completely in the 'here and now,' then you can't be all there.
Snapbucket | Snap, Style, and Share http://ping.fm/LrpZ0
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The imprecise use of language can lead us to think that others agree with our vague propositions when they only appreciate our perspective.

Sunday, May 08, 2011

About to go viral ;) http://ping.fm/1XYs5
I am always doing that which I can not do, in order that I may learn how to do it. -- Pablo Picasso

Ernie Admits Talking To Someone Called “Um No.”

Right at this time, Ernie Cordell was caught testing a blog tool, as well as having a simultaneous chat with someone:  When asked if he would reveal the identity of this person he said, “Um, No.”  Whether these are first  and last names or a Chinese operative, we are unsure.  We now return this blog to the control of his audience. 

Saturday, May 07, 2011

The Plum Village Online Monastery http://pvom.org/
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@christinaperri @teenvogue what does lovestrong mean to you? lovestrong

formspring.me

You people are really bad about following instructions. Ask me about shifts and flip-flops. http://formspring.me/erniecordell

What historical time period would you most like to visit?

Yesterday, before I broke my time machine.

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Tuesday, May 03, 2011

He's Done: Let's eat! http://ping.fm/KOEUf
C Programming/History - Wikibooks, open books for an open world http://ping.fm/KDCVl

Monday, May 02, 2011

Abbottabad (poem) - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia http://ping.fm/fUAon(poem)

Sunday, May 01, 2011

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