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Twitter's following limits suck.

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Until somebody can tell me how to get pokes out of my notifications, I'm ignoring facebook.

If Mike could teach you how to play your three favorite Incubus songs, what would you choose?

Which will he cure first, the arthritis, or the carpal tunnel?

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Where's your favorite place to hang out?

Kramerbooks & afterwords, _a café_.

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What song makes you get up and dance?

I'd rather answer questions that my friends actually ask, Please!

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What band do you want to see in a live concert?

I bought tickets a couple months ago and I didn't use them.

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What's your favorite memory from this summer?

She told me not to mention that so much.

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What's your favorite food at a BBQ?

BBQ

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Oh, great: Something's broken again; this is a buffer flush. If you are reading this on your phone, don't.

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Who has the best hair in the band?

I'm pretty sure this question violates the hair equality act of 1967.

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What is your secret weapon?

Now that would be telling, wouldn't it, eh?

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What’s your favorite Incubus one-liner?

Do you believe in karma?

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Do you believe in karma?

Karma is a very subtle Eastern Religious concept: Suffice it to say that before I converted to Christianity, I was a Buddhist, and if I am a Christian, it is because I am still a Buddhist. Apart from that, I decline to respond for fear that any answer I might give would be diluted by Western approximations of sophisticated interpretations.

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I have regional reactions to Earthquakes and their magnitude: In DC, I was startled, but after about 27 seconds, "Good, it's only a quake."

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CNN: Nuke Plant Near Epicenter Shut Down (using generators to keep spent fuel cool).

I saw reports about a "5.0 in Ontario felt in New York." Is this the same plate or did we feel the Earth move?

My building just shook like a 6.7 -- I've seen nothing on the news.

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After volunteering much explanation, I finally realized that "Huh?" is the smart-ass remark of the unimaginative.

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Was last night good for you? If you missed the tour opening at Red Rocks, don’t worry, you can play it on demand from Livestream: http://bit.ly/incubuslive

http://bit.ly/incubuslive

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If you were going to perform in the circus, what would you do?

Shake down the audience?

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i could have sworn flying squirrels WERE space squirrels ? im going back to bed. this life is disappointing.

The differences are semantic. You have a life now? Things are looking up! ;)

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i did not receive the coupons. the future is looking bleak :(

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Which song do you think we’ll play first in the If Not Now, When? tour kickoff at Red Rocks tomorrow? http://bit.ly/incubuslive (Livestreaming at 7:30 CT so you can find out!)

If Not Now, When?

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What’s the ultimate closing song for tonight’s tour kickoff? Make your guess and see how sharp you are tonight at 7:10 CT: http://bit.ly/incubuslive

If Not Now, When?

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Who is the most important person in your life?

Who can remember that long ago? What are you doing for eternity?

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i dont think i survived my birth. how did YOU get to be the lucky one ?

Birth? You had a birth? I had to materialize on the Pinetree Line. Did you get the coupons?

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Do you have a nickname?

That thing you said when you saw me? It wasn't a coincidence.

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Media Outlets Examine Unlikely Coincidence That All DC Murders Occur In Same City

Puzzlement and frustration plague this local News Center which wishes to remain anonymous as employees peruse data, looking for a logical connection.

"We simply do not understand," says Kyrgyz intern Hazmat Omoshev, "Sometimes the murders we report in Atlanta really occur in Takoma -- why should the Medlantech region be any different? Is it all the computers?"

Nobody in the press pretends to understand, though many claim they do. But the important and privileged members of the Fourth Estate continue to work hard so that you may reap the rewards of being informed by their illustrious efforts.

Funding for this article is derived strictly from public sources. No embezzlement occurred in order to plagiarize this information.

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The battle may be longer and harder than expected: I've monitored issues in membership and implementations of 'circles' in the Google forum and have also been frustrated by my omission as a test subject.


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Google , the search giant's social network, has just received a strong endorsement from MySpace co-founder Tom Anderson.

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What's your favorite beach to surf on?

I am you; you are ME. You are the waves; I am the ocean. Know this and be free, be divine.

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Do you like horror movies?

Are you guys following me around?

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Check out my new profile photo and respond!

Next time get a professional to match your head colours.

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On this day 30 years ago, MTV played its first music video. What's your favorite music video or MTV show?

The first one.

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Which really came first, the chicken or the egg?

Which came first, the human or the embryo? Which came first, the fish or the mammal? Which came first, the benzene or the cellular peptide? Which came first, the Buddha or the Ko-an?

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What's your favorite thing to cook?

food

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What are you reading?

code

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How many profile photos do you have on your Formspring? Have you taken a profile photo with your computer's webcam yet?

No, I couldn't take a picture with my camera because I was using it at the time.

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What celebrity do you want to join Formspring?

Isaac Newton

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What’s your favorite Incubus concert memory?

The one in Phnom Penh where we were all mowed down by machine guns.

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What celebrity would play you in the movie version of your life?

Before or after I died?

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Would you rather play a team sport, or solo sport?

Can't I just get questions from real people who actually make sense?

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What's your favorite way to stay cool when it's hot outside?

I already answered this at length: Where were you?

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Comcast broke my TV Listings!

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What is the first movie you remember seeing in the theater?

The Jazz Singer

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Are you watching the Women's World Cup? Who are you rooting for in the final?

Sports Bra.

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When I click a link for LinkedIn, I have to sign in and that takes me away from the page, and returning to the page signs me out again. X(

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What's the best way to cool off on a summer day?

Seek the beverages associated with British Colonial Rule: Gin has juniper, which seems to have a cooling influence; maybe quinine is a sort of febrifuge, so you might want to splash a little tonic in that. It is hard to say what herbs may actually lower body temperature: Loss of blood might do it; any bodily fluid that can be released may conduct heat away from the body. Mints have a reputation, and may indeed have a role in the release of sweat. Some anti-inflammatories may have such a mechanism, releasing liquid from swollen tissues. I hate to tell people to consume herbal concoctions that are not generally available because individual chemistries, indications and advisories may vary over time and target population.

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If you could ask a Formspring question to anyone in the world, who and what would you ask?

Why can't I ask a Formspring question to anyone in the world? I'm askin' you, Dude, cough it up!

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Data shows a strong positive correlation between paranormal event sightings and instances of oral sex, but the former was easier to confirm.

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What is Serial Storage Architecture (SSA)? - Definition from Whatis.com

I just wish they'd used an acronym that didn't correspond to the Social Security Administration, the Seismological Society of America, among others . . .

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