HIRE ME!

Thursday, January 25, 2007

Tired of the war? Microwave the enemy!

No serious health hazards? Tell JAMA and NEJM -- They'll want 1500 test cases. As of yet, no long-term exposure: Later, when they figure out they aren't on fire, there will be health risks -- like Cancer, for example.

Someone should invent the cell phone: Then we could detonate suicide bombers at our least favorite Metro stations.

Ray Gun Makes "Targets" Feel As Though They Were Afire

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